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March, 23, 2019

‘Intelligent’ I-10 Roadsign Trials Put On-Hold As They Develop Anger Issues At Incompetent Drivers

BATON ROUGE, LA - Calling the situation "a little unfortunate yet completely understandable", the LDRM (Louisiana Department of Road Management) have forthwith put their Intelligent Sign Warning...

NOAA Budget Cuts Sees Hurricane Early Warning System Downgraded To Daniel Phillips In A...

GULF OF MEXICO - Uh oh, this is sure to be detrimental to the safety of thousands of people! With deep budget cuts affecting the National Oceanic and Atmospheric...

END OF WATCH: Lafayette’s Redflex Cameras Put To Death Via Louisiana Firing Squad

LAFAYETTE, LA - It's over, it's done. Area officials have officially confirmed that Lafayette's Redflex speed cameras were executed in the early hours of this morning. The execution by...

LIVE: Authorities Warn Of Seven Mile Long Lines At Local Grocery Store; Area Woman...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Police are urging residents to avoid the express register at Albertsons grocery store on Ambassador Caffery Parkway today, due to tailbacks reaching almost seven miles in length. The prolonged delays...

Engineers Move To Tackle Flood Waters By Guiding Excess Flow Into One Of Grandmas...

MELVILLE, LA - The US Army Corps of Engineers today revealed plans that would see excess waters diverted from the Mississippi River and into one of grandmas spare, over-sized...

Preliminary Tests Begin On Verot School Road’s New Super Mario Kart Track

LAFAYETTE, LA - Verot School Road has been under construction for what seems like an eternity now. But there is now light at the end of the...

Youngsville Floods Early After Area Woman Accidentally Leaves Bath Tap Running

YOUNGSVILLE - Despite the fact that Hurricane Harvey is still almost 500 miles away from the Acadiana area, Youngsville residents are this morning waking up to another...

Mariana Trench Loses Record For ‘Lowest Point On Earth’ As Pothole Appears On Kaliste...

LAFAYETTE, LA - A new record has been set today, as a newly-formed, classic Louisiana pothole on Kaliste Saloom Road in Lafayette has officially beaten the Mariana...

EXCLUSIVE: Construction Of I-49 Loop Officially Underway As Hot Wheels Crews Move In

CARENCRO, LA - After much discussions, many protests, and way too many town meetings, construction of the I-49 loop officially began today as expert engineers and crews from the...

DANGER AVERTED: Mitch Landrieu Settles Flood Pump Nerves By Purchasing Five New Shop-Vac’s For...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - Claiming that he's "got this all under control" and that "there won't be any major flooding on his watch", New Orleans Mayor Mitch...

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