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November, 19, 2019

President Trump’s Major Announcement Confirms That All Lanes Of I-10 Are Open

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After President Trump last night tweeted out that "something very big has just happened", he this morning confirmed what a lot of people had...

Fracking In River Ranch To Begin As Large Underground Deposit Of White Claw Discovered

RIVER RANCH, LA - After decades of heavy reliance upon oil, the state of Louisiana finally took its first step into a diverse economy today as fracking...

Swimming Lane Added To Atchafalaya Basin As Alternative Travel Method To Basin Bridge

BATON ROUGE, LA - With a spate of wrecks causing closures on the Basin Bridge within the last - well, since it was built, the DOTD announced...

DOTD Launches Verot Construction Tracker To Let You Know When Your Road Is Ready

LAFAYETTE, LA - This is great news for those wanting to know if Verot School Road construction will be completed in their lifetime! With construction crews back on...

Global Scientific Community No Closer To Working Out How Scooters In Lafayette Reproducing So...

NEW YORK, NY - The global scientific community gathered in New York City today, and announced that despite recent evaluation and research they are no closer to...

NOAA Budget Cuts Sees Hurricane Early Warning System Downgraded To Daniel Phillips In A...

GULF OF MEXICO - Uh oh, this is sure to be detrimental to the safety of thousands of people! With deep budget cuts affecting the National Oceanic and Atmospheric...

Verot School Road Construction Halted Due To Nobody Remembering What The Original Aim Was

LAFAYETTE, LA - Despite being underway for the past two years, road construction on Verot School Road came to an abrupt halt today due to nobody on...

BREAKING: Youngsville Expansion Plans Announced At Public Meeting

YOUNGSVILLE, LA - Great news! Local officials have announced plans to construct an expansion in the already quickly-developing area of Youngsville, with designs based off of the...

GREAT NEWS: LCG Launches Designated 27ft Wide ‘T-Boy Parking Bays’ Across Acadiana

LAFAYETTE, LA - In a move that residents are calling "a win for everyone that doesn't have animal testicles hanging from the rear of their vehicle", Lafayette...

Preliminary Tests Begin On Verot School Road’s New Super Mario Kart Track

LAFAYETTE, LA - Verot School Road has been under construction for what seems like an eternity now. But there is now light at the end of the...

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