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November, 13, 2018

NOAA Budget Cuts Sees Hurricane Early Warning System Downgraded To Daniel Phillips In A...

GULF OF MEXICO - Uh oh, this is sure to be detrimental to the safety of thousands of people! With deep budget cuts affecting the National Oceanic and Atmospheric...

Verot School Road Construction Halted Due To Nobody Remembering What The Original Aim Was

LAFAYETTE, LA - Despite being underway for the past two years, road construction on Verot School Road came to an abrupt halt today due to nobody on...

BREAKING: Youngsville Expansion Plans Announced At Public Meeting

YOUNGSVILLE, LA - Great news! Local officials have announced plans to construct an expansion in the already quickly-developing area of Youngsville, with designs based off of the...

GREAT NEWS: LCG Launches Designated 27ft Wide ‘T-Boy Parking Bays’ Across Acadiana

LAFAYETTE, LA - In a move that residents are calling "a win for everyone that doesn't have animal testicles hanging from the rear of their vehicle", Lafayette...

Preliminary Tests Begin On Verot School Road’s New Super Mario Kart Track

LAFAYETTE, LA - Verot School Road has been under construction for what seems like an eternity now. But there is now light at the end of the...

EPA Gifts Baton Rouge Giant Tree Air Freshener To Hang From State Capitol

BATON ROUGE, LA - In an effort to combat the smell of ass produced from the Port Allen side of the Mississippi River, the EPA today gifted...

GREAT NEWS: Mitch Landrieu Just Sent Off His Letter To Santa Requesting One Working...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - With Christmas Day just around the corner, many folk are well in the depths of deciding what they want as gifts this holiday...

DANGER AVERTED: Mitch Landrieu Settles Flood Pump Nerves By Purchasing Five New Shop-Vac’s For...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - Claiming that he's "got this all under control" and that "there won't be any major flooding on his watch", New Orleans Mayor Mitch...

OOPS: The Cajun Navy Ends Up In West Africa After Second-Hand Thrift Store GPS...

LAGOS, NIGERIA - Well this is unfortunate. There were red faces all round this morning as famed rescuers The Cajun Navy docked in Lagos, Nigeria instead of...

Amid Criticism, Verot School Road Construction Project Engineer Stevie Wonder Confirms That “Everything’s Looking...

LAFAYETTE, LA - After taking on heavy criticism on the state of the Verot School Road construction project in recent days, Project Engineer Stevie Wonder today defended...

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