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December, 17, 2018

GOOD NEWS: GOP Confirms That “I’ve Eaten So Much Boudin That I Am Now...

WASHINGTON D.C. - Great news for Louisiana came out of Washington today, as the GOP moved to clarify that boudin overdose to the point of actually becoming...

Clay Higgins’ Online “Kill Them All” Rant Forces Co-Workers To Revoke His Office Nerf...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - On the back of his now-famed "kill them all" Islamic terrorist rant, worried Washington co-workers have politely informed Congressman Clay Higgins that his office...

Bobby Jindal Hurriedly Googling ‘What Does The HHS Secretary Do?’ Before Submitting Application To...

BATON ROUGE, LA - Looks like someone is updating that resume! With the news of HHS Secretary Tom Price resigning today amid reports of him extensively using private...

Louisiana To Combat Zika Virus With Installation Of Giant 200ft Cans Of Off! Bug...

BATON ROUGE, LA - With Zika cases expected to rise throughout Louisiana in the coming months, state officials have taken measures to combat the infectious disease by...

New Iberia Man Loses All 16 Fingers In 4th July Fireworks Accident

NEW IBERIA, LA - A New Iberia man is recovering today after having all 16 of his fingers blown off in a freak 4th July fireworks accident. The...

Experts Remind Cajun Heartland State Fair Goers To Ensure That They’re Up-To-Date On All...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Medical authorities released a statement today, reminding all residents about the importance of ensuring that all shots, immunizations, and vaccinations are kept up-to-date if you plan...

EPA Gifts Baton Rouge Giant Tree Air Freshener To Hang From State Capitol

BATON ROUGE, LA - In an effort to combat the smell of ass produced from the Port Allen side of the Mississippi River, the EPA today gifted...

Mensa To Study Strange Link Between Local News Page Commenters And Being Future Darwin...

ARLINGTON, TX - Thanks to a pattern that experts call "completely baffling", the American branch of Mensa - based in Arlington, TX - has began studying the bizarre...

New ‘One-Word Word Search’ Puzzle Book Now Available; Kaplan And Delcambre Residents Excited

KAPLAN, LA - This is a huge win for intellectual inclusion. It's exciting times for small towns across Southern Louisiana, as a brand new word search book...

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