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Lafayette, LA
December, 18, 2017

Introduction Of Uber Sees Total Number Of Cabs In Lafayette Halved From 2 to...

LAFAYETTE, LA - We can all agree that the introduction of Uber in Lafayette has been a pretty solid game-changer for most of the city. Introduced just...

New Harry Potter Book Sees Harry’s Son Battle To Save His TOPS Scholarship At...

LAFAYETTE, LA - J.K. Rowling excited muggles all around the world last week with the announcement of a new Harry Potter novel - however little details about the...

Local Brewery To Release Beer Brewed With Tears Of UL Students Who Just Paid...

MILTON, LA - A new local micro-brewery is set to release their first beer this week - and it has a flavor that the owner claims is a...

Satan Delighted To Announce That The Newly-Constructed 10th Circle Of Hell Will Include Acadiana...

HELL - In a significant boost to the area, Satan confirmed today that the Underworld's long-awaited 10th Circle will include the Acadiana Mall amongst its very first tenants. The project has been...

Louisiana To Combat Decline In Oil Sector By Construction Of Brand New Prayer Recycling...

LAKE CHARLES, LA - There was renewed economical hope in the state today after officials unveiled plans to construct a handful of new 'Prayer Recycling Plants' that...

Inventor Of Latest Weaponary Attachment ‘Gun Nuttz’ Refuses To Get Downbeat By Lack Of...

GUEYDAN, LA - A local man has been left feeling baffled and frustrated since Christmas, after his creation turned out to be not as much as a sure-fire (no...

The Daily Crawfish’s Resident Office Mouse Bewildered That Some American Citizens Actually Given A...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Clive, the resident office mouse at The Daily Crawfish's offices, spoke today of his amazement that the place was actually completely empty on Christmas...

Blue Bell To Avoid Any Further Legal Cases By Offering Straight-up Listeria As A...

SLIDELL, LA - Executives at Blue Bell today explained that they plan to avoid any further legal cases, settlements, or negative reviews of any kind by simply...

Area Small-business Owner Disgruntled At Having To Pay Actual Money For Something As Pointless...

CROWLEY, LA - Long-time Crowley resident John-Paul Comeaux, owner of newly-founded second-hand appliance store ‘Cajun Used Appliances’, today complained about the need to spend his “Hard-earned, all-American...

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