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November, 19, 2018

GREAT NEWS: Job Boost For Louisiana As Keystone Light Pipeline Gets The Go-Ahead

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a huge job boost for the local economy, the green light was given in the Capitol today for the construction of the Keystone Light pipeline...

SURPRISE: Lafayette Unveils ‘Gulftown’, New City-Wide, Hands-On Aquarium Experience

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having been devoid of any real marine exhibits before, Lafayette surprised residents today by announcing the immediate opening of 'Gulftown', a city-wide aquarium experience...

REPORT: Interviews For New LSU Tiger Mascot Not Going Too Well

BATON ROUGE, LA - After discussions and one-on-one's with a number of employees have called "vastly under-qualified candidates", it is being reported that interviews for the position...

END OF WATCH: Lafayette’s Redflex Cameras Put To Death Via Louisiana Firing Squad

LAFAYETTE, LA - It's over, it's done. Area officials have officially confirmed that Lafayette's Redflex speed cameras were executed in the early hours of this morning. The execution by...

WEEKEND NEWS: Bud Light, Crown Royal, More Bud Light Mixture Unanimously Wins Clash Of...

LAFAYETTE, LA - A little bit of belated news from over the weekend, as the annual Clash Of The Cocktails event took place last Friday night. The competition...

PROGRESS: 2nd Grade-Level Spelling Test Now Required Before Posting To Local News Outlet Facebook...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Great news for the local social media scene! Acadiana-based news outlets are implementing a clever new way to weed out those that contribute absolutely...

NASA Launches Rob Perillo Into Steady Low-Orbit As Part Of It’s ‘Next-Gen Weather Satellite’...

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - In what NASA is calling "a huge step forward in weather detection and surveillance", locally-renowned meteorologist Rob Perillo was blasted into a low orbit...

Jake From State Farm Really Running On Empty Right About Now

STATE FARM HQ, LA - Noticing the excessive baggage under his eyes and the empty crushed-up Red Bull cans strewn carelessly around his desk space, colleagues of...

SURPRISE: Lafayette Unveils ‘Gulftown’, New City-Wide, Hands-On Aquarium Experience

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having been devoid of any real marine exhibits before, Lafayette surprised residents today by announcing the immediate opening of 'Gulftown', a city-wide aquarium experience...

LEAKED: Blue Bell To Release New ‘Sammy Kershaw’s Small Town Life’ Flavor On Friday

SLIDELL, LA - In what is potentially the biggest and most exciting news for Louisiana residents since electricity and running water were brought to the state in...

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