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December, 18, 2017

REPORT: Interviews For New LSU Tiger Mascot Not Going Too Well

BATON ROUGE, LA - After discussions and one-on-one's with a number of employees have called "vastly under-qualified candidates", it is being reported that interviews for the position...

END OF WATCH: Lafayette’s Redflex Cameras Put To Death Via Louisiana Firing Squad

LAFAYETTE, LA - It's over, it's done. Area officials have officially confirmed that Lafayette's Redflex speed cameras were executed in the early hours of this morning. The execution by...

WEEKEND NEWS: Bud Light, Crown Royal, More Bud Light Mixture Unanimously Wins Clash Of...

LAFAYETTE, LA - A little bit of belated news from over the weekend, as the annual Clash Of The Cocktails event took place last Friday night. The competition...

PROGRESS: 2nd Grade-Level Spelling Test Now Required Before Posting To Local News Outlet Facebook...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Great news for the local social media scene! Acadiana-based news outlets are implementing a clever new way to weed out those that contribute absolutely...

NASA Launches Rob Perillo Into Steady Low-Orbit As Part Of It’s ‘Next-Gen Weather Satellite’...

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - In what NASA is calling "a huge step forward in weather detection and surveillance", locally-renowned meteorologist Rob Perillo was blasted into a low orbit...

Jake From State Farm Really Running On Empty Right About Now

STATE FARM HQ, LA - Noticing the excessive baggage under his eyes and the empty crushed-up Red Bull cans strewn carelessly around his desk space, colleagues of...

SURPRISE: Lafayette Unveils ‘Gulftown’, New City-Wide, Hands-On Aquarium Experience

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having been devoid of any real marine exhibits before, Lafayette surprised residents today by announcing the immediate opening of 'Gulftown', a city-wide aquarium experience...

LEAKED: Blue Bell To Release New ‘Sammy Kershaw’s Small Town Life’ Flavor On Friday

SLIDELL, LA - In what is potentially the biggest and most exciting news for Louisiana residents since electricity and running water were brought to the state in...

Downtown Lafayette To Attract New Businesses By Re-Branding As ‘Laf Vegas’; Mini-Strip Included

LAFAYETTE, LA - Exciting changes are coming to Downtown Lafayette, with leaked plans hinting towards the area receiving a makeover in the near future. The announcement comes as the new bar...

Apple Reveals Exclusive ‘Mais Yeah!’ Edition Of New iPhone SE, Tailored Exclusively To Louisiana...

CUPERTINO, CA - Huge news came out of California yesterday at the Apple conference at their headquarters in Cupertino, with the announcement of the new iPhone SE...

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