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July, 22, 2018

Collection Plate Passed Around At United Nations With All Donations Going Towards Louisiana’s Budget

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Great news for our financially-stricken state! Louisiana was pulled out of the hole a little today as a collection plate was passed...

MMM: Community Coffee Unveil New ‘LSU 2017/2018 Blend’ With Sour Start, Typical Lifeless Finish

BATON ROUGE, LA - You may need quite a few cups of this to wake you up in a morning. With the new college football season underway,...

Resident White House Grass Cutter Clay Higgins Looks On In Anger As Some Little...

WASHINGTON, DC - Despite being given the day off from maintenance duties, resident White House grass cutter Clay Higgins watched on in disgust today as some punk-ass...

NICE: Disney Officials Encourage Visitors To Check Out Kart Ranch As An Alternative During...

ORLANDO, FL - Businesses helping businesses! With Hurricane Irma forcing Walt Disney World to close its doors to the public for just the sixth time in almost...

REPORT: Brown Paper Bag Production Scaled-Back By Half After Saints Preseason Win Over Chargers

TAICHUNG, TAIWAN - After a somewhat surprise win over the Chargers on Sunday night, brown paper bag manufacturers all over the globe are being forced to scale...

GREAT NEWS: Job Boost For Louisiana As Keystone Light Pipeline Gets The Go-Ahead

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a huge job boost for the local economy, the green light was given in the Capitol today for the construction of the Keystone Light pipeline...

SURPRISE: Lafayette Unveils ‘Gulftown’, New City-Wide, Hands-On Aquarium Experience

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having been devoid of any real marine exhibits before, Lafayette surprised residents today by announcing the immediate opening of 'Gulftown', a city-wide aquarium experience...

REPORT: Interviews For New LSU Tiger Mascot Not Going Too Well

BATON ROUGE, LA - After discussions and one-on-one's with a number of employees have called "vastly under-qualified candidates", it is being reported that interviews for the position...

END OF WATCH: Lafayette’s Redflex Cameras Put To Death Via Louisiana Firing Squad

LAFAYETTE, LA - It's over, it's done. Area officials have officially confirmed that Lafayette's Redflex speed cameras were executed in the early hours of this morning. The execution by...

WEEKEND NEWS: Bud Light, Crown Royal, More Bud Light Mixture Unanimously Wins Clash Of...

LAFAYETTE, LA - A little bit of belated news from over the weekend, as the annual Clash Of The Cocktails event took place last Friday night. The competition...

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