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March, 23, 2019

Louisiana To Combat Decline In Oil Sector By Construction Of Brand New Prayer Recycling...

LAKE CHARLES, LA - There was renewed economical hope in the state today after officials unveiled plans to construct a handful of new 'Prayer Recycling Plants' that...

GREAT NEWS: John The Revelator Promoted To Position Of New Papa John

LAFAYETTE, LA - Thoroughly deserved! With yesterday's news of Papa John's CEO John Schnatter stepping down amid the controversy of his kneeling comments, the national pizza chain...

Baton Rouge’s 13th Gate Haunted House Attraction Opens Bone-Chilling Kaplan-Themed Area

 (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); BATON ROUGE, LA - Yikes. There's scary, and then there's this whole different level of terror. With Halloween fast...

SAD: Cajun Navy Forced To Sell Naval Destroyer To Cover Legal Fees For Disgraced...

BATON ROUGE, LA - Sad news coming out of Baton Rouge this evening. A little less than a year since raising enough cash to purchase a naval...

SURPRISE: Lafayette Unveils ‘Gulftown’, New City-Wide, Hands-On Aquarium Experience

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having been devoid of any real marine exhibits before, Lafayette surprised residents today by announcing the immediate opening of 'Gulftown', a city-wide aquarium experience...

PROGRESS: 2nd Grade-Level Spelling Test Now Required Before Posting To Local News Outlet Facebook...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Great news for the local social media scene! Acadiana-based news outlets are implementing a clever new way to weed out those that contribute absolutely...

LEAKED: Blue Bell To Release New ‘Sammy Kershaw’s Small Town Life’ Flavor On Friday

SLIDELL, LA - In what is potentially the biggest and most exciting news for Louisiana residents since electricity and running water were brought to the state in...

Jake From State Farm Really Running On Empty Right About Now

STATE FARM HQ, LA - Noticing the excessive baggage under his eyes and the empty crushed-up Red Bull cans strewn carelessly around his desk space, colleagues of...

River Ranch Welcome Sign Overtakes Las Vegas Welcome Sign As Number One Tourist Spot

LAFAYETTE, LA - Tourism win! In an announcement that is sure to bring in a plethora of money to the local area, the United States Tourism Board...

Blue Bell To Avoid Any Further Legal Cases By Offering Straight-up Listeria As A...

SLIDELL, LA - Executives at Blue Bell today explained that they plan to avoid any further legal cases, settlements, or negative reviews of any kind by simply...

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