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July, 19, 2018

Downtown Lafayette To Attract New Businesses By Re-Branding As ‘Laf Vegas’; Mini-Strip Included

LAFAYETTE, LA - Exciting changes are coming to Downtown Lafayette, with leaked plans hinting towards the area receiving a makeover in the near future. The announcement comes as the new bar...

Louisiana To Combat Decline In Oil Sector By Construction Of Brand New Prayer Recycling...

LAKE CHARLES, LA - There was renewed economical hope in the state today after officials unveiled plans to construct a handful of new 'Prayer Recycling Plants' that...

Satan Delighted To Announce That The Newly-Constructed 10th Circle Of Hell Will Include Acadiana...

HELL - In a significant boost to the area, Satan confirmed today that the Underworld's long-awaited 10th Circle will include the Acadiana Mall amongst its very first tenants. The project has been...

Jake From State Farm Really Running On Empty Right About Now

STATE FARM HQ, LA - Noticing the excessive baggage under his eyes and the empty crushed-up Red Bull cans strewn carelessly around his desk space, colleagues of...

Apple Reveals Exclusive ‘Mais Yeah!’ Edition Of New iPhone SE, Tailored Exclusively To Louisiana...

CUPERTINO, CA - Huge news came out of California yesterday at the Apple conference at their headquarters in Cupertino, with the announcement of the new iPhone SE...

GREAT NEWS: Job Boost For Louisiana As Keystone Light Pipeline Gets The Go-Ahead

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a huge job boost for the local economy, the green light was given in the Capitol today for the construction of the Keystone Light pipeline...

River Ranch Welcome Sign Overtakes Las Vegas Welcome Sign As Number One Tourist Spot

LAFAYETTE, LA - Tourism win! In an announcement that is sure to bring in a plethora of money to the local area, the United States Tourism Board...

SURPRISE: Lafayette Unveils ‘Gulftown’, New City-Wide, Hands-On Aquarium Experience

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having been devoid of any real marine exhibits before, Lafayette surprised residents today by announcing the immediate opening of 'Gulftown', a city-wide aquarium experience...

COOL: Moncus Park Development Kicks Off With Construction Of 20,000 Capacity ‘Hipster Racing’ Arena

LAFAYETTE, LA - Now this looks cool. Moncus Park development officially began this week with the announcement of a 'hipster racing' arena. Construction on the arena, which will...

MMM: Community Coffee Unveil New ‘LSU 2017/2018 Blend’ With Sour Start, Typical Lifeless Finish

BATON ROUGE, LA - You may need quite a few cups of this to wake you up in a morning. With the new college football season underway,...

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