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September, 22, 2018

Apple Reveals Exclusive ‘Mais Yeah!’ Edition Of New iPhone SE, Tailored Exclusively To Louisiana...

CUPERTINO, CA - Huge news came out of California yesterday at the Apple conference at their headquarters in Cupertino, with the announcement of the new iPhone SE...

PHEW: Mayor Joel Robideaux Rejects New Iberia City Government’s Bid Of $4.12 + Walmart...

LAFAYETTE, LA - It seems that Mayor Joel Robideaux is back in the good books of Lafayette this evening, as he confirmed to the public that he...

Collection Plate Passed Around At United Nations With All Donations Going Towards Louisiana’s Budget

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Great news for our financially-stricken state! Louisiana was pulled out of the hole a little today as a collection plate was passed...

GREAT NEWS: John The Revelator Promoted To Position Of New Papa John

LAFAYETTE, LA - Thoroughly deserved! With yesterday's news of Papa John's CEO John Schnatter stepping down amid the controversy of his kneeling comments, the national pizza chain...

New Harry Potter Book Sees Harry’s Son Battle To Save His TOPS Scholarship At...

LAFAYETTE, LA - J.K. Rowling excited muggles all around the world last week with the announcement of a new Harry Potter novel - however little details about the...

MMM: Community Coffee Unveil New ‘LSU 2017/2018 Blend’ With Sour Start, Typical Lifeless Finish

BATON ROUGE, LA - You may need quite a few cups of this to wake you up in a morning. With the new college football season underway,...

Jake From State Farm Really Running On Empty Right About Now

STATE FARM HQ, LA - Noticing the excessive baggage under his eyes and the empty crushed-up Red Bull cans strewn carelessly around his desk space, colleagues of...

Satan Delighted To Announce That The Newly-Constructed 10th Circle Of Hell Will Include Acadiana...

HELL - In a significant boost to the area, Satan confirmed today that the Underworld's long-awaited 10th Circle will include the Acadiana Mall amongst its very first tenants. The project has been...

River Ranch Welcome Sign Overtakes Las Vegas Welcome Sign As Number One Tourist Spot

LAFAYETTE, LA - Tourism win! In an announcement that is sure to bring in a plethora of money to the local area, the United States Tourism Board...

WEEKEND NEWS: Bud Light, Crown Royal, More Bud Light Mixture Unanimously Wins Clash Of...

LAFAYETTE, LA - A little bit of belated news from over the weekend, as the annual Clash Of The Cocktails event took place last Friday night. The competition...

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