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May, 22, 2018

REPORT: Interviews For New LSU Tiger Mascot Not Going Too Well

BATON ROUGE, LA - After discussions and one-on-one's with a number of employees have called "vastly under-qualified candidates", it is being reported that interviews for the position...

NICE: Disney Officials Encourage Visitors To Check Out Kart Ranch As An Alternative During...

ORLANDO, FL - Businesses helping businesses! With Hurricane Irma forcing Walt Disney World to close its doors to the public for just the sixth time in almost...

SURPRISE: Lafayette Unveils ‘Gulftown’, New City-Wide, Hands-On Aquarium Experience

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having been devoid of any real marine exhibits before, Lafayette surprised residents today by announcing the immediate opening of 'Gulftown', a city-wide aquarium experience...

SURPRISE: Lafayette Unveils ‘Gulftown’, New City-Wide, Hands-On Aquarium Experience

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having been devoid of any real marine exhibits before, Lafayette surprised residents today by announcing the immediate opening of 'Gulftown', a city-wide aquarium experience...

SAD: Cajun Navy Forced To Sell Naval Destroyer To Cover Legal Fees For Disgraced...

BATON ROUGE, LA - Sad news coming out of Baton Rouge this evening. A little less than a year since raising enough cash to purchase a naval...

COOL: Moncus Park Development Kicks Off With Construction Of 20,000 Capacity ‘Hipster Racing’ Arena

LAFAYETTE, LA - Now this looks cool. Moncus Park development officially began this week with the announcement of a 'hipster racing' arena. Construction on the arena, which will...

SICK: FBI Uncovers Extensive Blue Bell Bride And Groom Cake Ice Cream Trading Ring...

SHREVEPORT, LA - Our country is going down the drain. FBI officials today uncovered what they are calling "the most horrific case of black market ice cream...

Resident White House Grass Cutter Clay Higgins Looks On In Anger As Some Little...

WASHINGTON, DC - Despite being given the day off from maintenance duties, resident White House grass cutter Clay Higgins watched on in disgust today as some punk-ass...

Blue Bell To Avoid Any Further Legal Cases By Offering Straight-up Listeria As A...

SLIDELL, LA - Executives at Blue Bell today explained that they plan to avoid any further legal cases, settlements, or negative reviews of any kind by simply...

‘Boned On Da Bayou’ Filming Halted After Louisiana Bans Tax Breaks For Adult Movies

BATON ROUGE, LA - In what adult movie producers are calling a "sucker punch to movie production in Louisiana", lawmakers have agreed to implement a ban on...

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