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June, 25, 2019

Local Brewery To Release Beer Brewed With Tears Of UL Students Who Just Paid...

MILTON, LA - A new local micro-brewery is set to release their first beer this week - and it has a flavor that the owner claims is a...

SICK: FBI Uncovers Extensive Blue Bell Bride And Groom Cake Ice Cream Trading Ring...

SHREVEPORT, LA - Our country is going down the drain. FBI officials today uncovered what they are calling "the most horrific case of black market ice cream...

Downtown Lafayette To Attract New Businesses By Re-Branding As ‘Laf Vegas’; Mini-Strip Included

LAFAYETTE, LA - Exciting changes are coming to Downtown Lafayette, with leaked plans hinting towards the area receiving a makeover in the near future. The announcement comes as the new bar...

Resident White House Grass Cutter Clay Higgins Looks On In Anger As Some Little...

WASHINGTON, DC - Despite being given the day off from maintenance duties, resident White House grass cutter Clay Higgins watched on in disgust today as some punk-ass...

Satan Delighted To Announce That The Newly-Constructed 10th Circle Of Hell Will Include Acadiana...

HELL - In a significant boost to the area, Satan confirmed today that the Underworld's long-awaited 10th Circle will include the Acadiana Mall amongst its very first tenants. The project has been...

PROGRESS: 2nd Grade-Level Spelling Test Now Required Before Posting To Local News Outlet Facebook...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Great news for the local social media scene! Acadiana-based news outlets are implementing a clever new way to weed out those that contribute absolutely...

Disney Cruises From NOLA Cancelled After One Week After Goofy Arrested In Bourbon Street...

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); NEW ORLEANS, LA - For those who have already booked their Disney Cruise out of New Orleans, you...

SELL SELL SELL: Wall Street In Turmoil As KATC’s CRAWDAQ Index Hits Record Low

NEW YORK CITY, NY - If you have investments in crawfish related stocks, we urge you to sell now. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Wall Street traders were...

GREAT NEWS: Job Boost For Louisiana As Keystone Light Pipeline Gets The Go-Ahead

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a huge job boost for the local economy, the green light was given in the Capitol today for the construction of the Keystone Light pipeline...

Jake From State Farm Really Running On Empty Right About Now

STATE FARM HQ, LA - Noticing the excessive baggage under his eyes and the empty crushed-up Red Bull cans strewn carelessly around his desk space, colleagues of...

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