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November, 19, 2018

Local Brewery To Release Beer Brewed With Tears Of UL Students Who Just Paid...

MILTON, LA - A new local micro-brewery is set to release their first beer this week - and it has a flavor that the owner claims is a...

Resident White House Grass Cutter Clay Higgins Looks On In Anger As Some Little...

WASHINGTON, DC - Despite being given the day off from maintenance duties, resident White House grass cutter Clay Higgins watched on in disgust today as some punk-ass...

New Harry Potter Book Sees Harry’s Son Battle To Save His TOPS Scholarship At...

LAFAYETTE, LA - J.K. Rowling excited muggles all around the world last week with the announcement of a new Harry Potter novel - however little details about the...

PHEW: Mayor Joel Robideaux Rejects New Iberia City Government’s Bid Of $4.12 + Walmart...

LAFAYETTE, LA - It seems that Mayor Joel Robideaux is back in the good books of Lafayette this evening, as he confirmed to the public that he...

SAD: Cajun Navy Forced To Sell Naval Destroyer To Cover Legal Fees For Disgraced...

BATON ROUGE, LA - Sad news coming out of Baton Rouge this evening. A little less than a year since raising enough cash to purchase a naval...

Area Small-business Owner Disgruntled At Having To Pay Actual Money For Something As Pointless...

CROWLEY, LA - Long-time Crowley resident John-Paul Comeaux, owner of newly-founded second-hand appliance store ‘Cajun Used Appliances’, today complained about the need to spend his “Hard-earned, all-American...

Introduction Of Uber Sees Total Number Of Cabs In Lafayette Halved From 2 to...

LAFAYETTE, LA - We can all agree that the introduction of Uber in Lafayette has been a pretty solid game-changer for most of the city. Introduced just...

Louisiana To Combat Decline In Oil Sector By Construction Of Brand New Prayer Recycling...

LAKE CHARLES, LA - There was renewed economical hope in the state today after officials unveiled plans to construct a handful of new 'Prayer Recycling Plants' that...

NASA Launches Rob Perillo Into Steady Low-Orbit As Part Of It’s ‘Next-Gen Weather Satellite’...

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - In what NASA is calling "a huge step forward in weather detection and surveillance", locally-renowned meteorologist Rob Perillo was blasted into a low orbit...

NICE: Disney Officials Encourage Visitors To Check Out Kart Ranch As An Alternative During...

ORLANDO, FL - Businesses helping businesses! With Hurricane Irma forcing Walt Disney World to close its doors to the public for just the sixth time in almost...

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