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December, 18, 2017

Downtown Lafayette To Attract New Businesses By Re-Branding As ‘Laf Vegas’; Mini-Strip Included

LAFAYETTE, LA - Exciting changes are coming to Downtown Lafayette, with leaked plans hinting towards the area receiving a makeover in the near future. The announcement comes as the new bar...

Local Brewery To Release Beer Brewed With Tears Of UL Students Who Just Paid...

MILTON, LA - A new local micro-brewery is set to release their first beer this week - and it has a flavor that the owner claims is a...

New Harry Potter Book Sees Harry’s Son Battle To Save His TOPS Scholarship At...

LAFAYETTE, LA - J.K. Rowling excited muggles all around the world last week with the announcement of a new Harry Potter novel - however little details about the...

Jake From State Farm Really Running On Empty Right About Now

STATE FARM HQ, LA - Noticing the excessive baggage under his eyes and the empty crushed-up Red Bull cans strewn carelessly around his desk space, colleagues of...

Apple Reveals Exclusive ‘Mais Yeah!’ Edition Of New iPhone SE, Tailored Exclusively To Louisiana...

CUPERTINO, CA - Huge news came out of California yesterday at the Apple conference at their headquarters in Cupertino, with the announcement of the new iPhone SE...

Introduction Of Uber Sees Total Number Of Cabs In Lafayette Halved From 2 to...

LAFAYETTE, LA - We can all agree that the introduction of Uber in Lafayette has been a pretty solid game-changer for most of the city. Introduced just...

Louisiana To Combat Decline In Oil Sector By Construction Of Brand New Prayer Recycling...

LAKE CHARLES, LA - There was renewed economical hope in the state today after officials unveiled plans to construct a handful of new 'Prayer Recycling Plants' that...

Blue Bell To Avoid Any Further Legal Cases By Offering Straight-up Listeria As A...

SLIDELL, LA - Executives at Blue Bell today explained that they plan to avoid any further legal cases, settlements, or negative reviews of any kind by simply...

Satan Delighted To Announce That The Newly-Constructed 10th Circle Of Hell Will Include Acadiana...

HELL - In a significant boost to the area, Satan confirmed today that the Underworld's long-awaited 10th Circle will include the Acadiana Mall amongst its very first tenants. The project has been...

LEAKED: Blue Bell To Release New ‘Sammy Kershaw’s Small Town Life’ Flavor On Friday

SLIDELL, LA - In what is potentially the biggest and most exciting news for Louisiana residents since electricity and running water were brought to the state in...

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