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December, 17, 2017

Louisiana To Combat Decline In Oil Sector By Construction Of Brand New Prayer Recycling...

LAKE CHARLES, LA - There was renewed economical hope in the state today after officials unveiled plans to construct a handful of new 'Prayer Recycling Plants' that...

COOL: Moncus Park Development Kicks Off With Construction Of 20,000 Capacity ‘Hipster Racing’ Arena

LAFAYETTE, LA - Now this looks cool. Moncus Park development officially began this week with the announcement of a 'hipster racing' arena. Construction on the arena, which will...

SICK: FBI Uncovers Extensive Blue Bell Bride And Groom Cake Ice Cream Trading Ring...

SHREVEPORT, LA - Our country is going down the drain. FBI officials today uncovered what they are calling "the most horrific case of black market ice cream...

Collection Plate Passed Around At United Nations With All Donations Going Towards Louisiana’s Budget

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Great news for our financially-stricken state! Louisiana was pulled out of the hole a little today as a collection plate was passed...

MMM: Community Coffee Unveil New ‘LSU 2017/2018 Blend’ With Sour Start, Typical Lifeless Finish

BATON ROUGE, LA - You may need quite a few cups of this to wake you up in a morning. With the new college football season underway,...

Resident White House Grass Cutter Clay Higgins Looks On In Anger As Some Little...

WASHINGTON, DC - Despite being given the day off from maintenance duties, resident White House grass cutter Clay Higgins watched on in disgust today as some punk-ass...

NICE: Disney Officials Encourage Visitors To Check Out Kart Ranch As An Alternative During...

ORLANDO, FL - Businesses helping businesses! With Hurricane Irma forcing Walt Disney World to close its doors to the public for just the sixth time in almost...

REPORT: Brown Paper Bag Production Scaled-Back By Half After Saints Preseason Win Over Chargers

TAICHUNG, TAIWAN - After a somewhat surprise win over the Chargers on Sunday night, brown paper bag manufacturers all over the globe are being forced to scale...

GREAT NEWS: Job Boost For Louisiana As Keystone Light Pipeline Gets The Go-Ahead

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a huge job boost for the local economy, the green light was given in the Capitol today for the construction of the Keystone Light pipeline...

SURPRISE: Lafayette Unveils ‘Gulftown’, New City-Wide, Hands-On Aquarium Experience

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having been devoid of any real marine exhibits before, Lafayette surprised residents today by announcing the immediate opening of 'Gulftown', a city-wide aquarium experience...

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