LAFAYETTE, LA – Claiming that it was both an effort to entertain those who attend and the fact that they have nothing better to do, Cajundome officials confirmed that rock band Nickelback performed a free concert to each individual tested.
The Cajundome was open all day today as a designated COVID-19 testing site, where almost 300 people showed up.
The band, who essentially live at the Cajundome these days, were reportedly bored and asked by officials to provide patients with a complimentary concert in order to perhaps relax their nerves as well as give them something to do.
“They were just lounging around waiting for their next show at the Cajundome, so we figured we’d put them to work”, said official Tom Bernardo, “We’re not sure if those being tested appreciated what they heard, but then again does anyone really appreciate Nickelback?
They played some great songs and put on some great shows. We realize that a free Nickelback show was not covered under most people’s health insurance policies – that’s not something that’s usually seen as an incentive. But we gave them it anyway.
The day of testing went extremely well and we hope everyone is healthy.”
The band have reportedly returned to their living quarters that they share with Luke Bryan and a host of monster truck drivers.