LAFAYETTE, LA – Great news! Who doesn’t love free stuff? After being handed his latest arrest warrant for seven malfeasance in office charges, Brian Pope is now just two stamps away from a free large coffee at the Lafayette Police Department.

Pope, who was booked in today, handed his loyalty card over just before having his brand new mugshot taken to receive stamp number eight from the receptionist.

The coffee, believed to be a large Folgers from the departments cafeteria, is now firmly in Pope’s sights.

Once his loyalty card is completed and handed in, he will then be given a brand new card which will entitle him to a free breakfast sandwich, believed to be egg and bacon on a white roll.

The Daily Crawfish is committed to keeping up updated on Brian Pope’s current loyalty card situation. Stay tuned for further updates in the near future.


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