LAFAYETTE, LA – Uh oh, this isn’t looking good. Shortly after the conclusion of a Barney the Dinosaur Story Time at a local library, a herd of 3-year old’s were reported to be going on a rampage in the immediate area after being indoctrinated to become deadly apex predators.

They left a trail of destruction and mutilation as the group of reptilian-like monsters tore off limbs and chewed people up.

The library is now reconsidering the Barney the Dinosaur Story Time due to the fictional purple dinosaur character clearly leaving an immediate negative impression on the children, who all clearly spent the 60 minute slot learning how to be a dinosaur down to every single details as opposed to enjoying the books.

Authorities are currently doing everything they can to reign in the savage dinosaur children, and will provide an update later.


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